Imagine getting drunk without drinking any alcohol and not spending a cent on booze.
This is the kind of disease a 47-year-old had until recently when his daughter’s poo cured his drunkenness.
The medical explanation is that he had gut fermentation, which produces excessive fungal growth in the gut and then fuels ethanol production.
By simply transplanting his daughter’s poo into his intestines, the man’s drunkenness was cured.
.
CEO Mungo Soggot was formerly News Editor at the Mail & Guardian. Phillip van Niekerk, the legendary former editor of the
Scrolla, published by Olduvai Pty, subscribes to the Code of Ethics and Conduct for South African Print and Online Media that prescribes news that is truthful, accurate, fair and balanced. If we don’t live up to the Code, within 20 days of the date of publication of the material, please contact the Public Advocate at 011 4843612, fax: 011 4843619. You can also contact our Case Officer on [email protected] or lodge a complaint on our website: www.presscouncil.org.za.
