Arthur Greene
When Donald Trump first heard that his ex-pornstar lover said his penis looked like a mushroom, he reportedly got straight on the phone to his Press Secretary to insist that this was not the case.
The Press Sec, Stephanie Grisham, has revealed in her new book that Trump called her from Air Force One, the presidential plane, to tell her that his penis was not small and looks nothing like a mushroom.
The ex-lover, Stormy Daniels, had described having sex with the former-president in her tell-all book, Full Disclosure:
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f****d by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d**k like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
The character Daniels was referring to was the friendly face of Toadstool, a red-and-white polka-dotted mushroom who dresses in a waistcoat.
Grisham did not say that the former president denied having Yeti pubes.
Trump’s affair with Daniels took place in 2006, but she was paid $130,000 [R2 million] in hush money during the 2016 election not to talk about the matter.
Trump’s excruciating and hilarious reaction to Daniels telling the world about his genitals is just one of the unbelievable stories Grisham has about her time in the White House.
In her book, I’ll Take Your Questions Now, she recalls Trump’s secretive trips to the hospital. While the media at the time speculated that the president was suffering from a mystery illness, he was in fact going for colonoscopies, but kept the fact hidden for fear of being made fun of.
According to the Washington Post, Grisham’s book also provides an answer for Trump’s bafflingly awful hair: he cuts it himself.
Yes, apparently the President of the United States could be seen wandering the halls of the White House carrying a giant pair of scissors which he used to cut his hair.
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