Arthur Greene
A plastic surgeon has invented a breast implant printed with the Russian flag for “women who love their motherland”.
Yevgeny Dobreykin, a surgeon based in Moscow, caused a stir on social media when he advertised the patriotic boob jobs.
His practice offers its patients two choices of pattern for their implants; if they don’t fancy the red, white and blue of the Russian flag, they can opt for a “classic army camouflage” pattern.
It seems obvious to point it out – but there is a major flaw in the products: neither the patient nor anyone else will be able to see the pattern once they’ve been implanted.
But that hasn’t put off Yevgeny in the slightest, who sells the implants as “a stylish solution to those who love their Motherland and want to have something more than just a sticker on a car or a tattoo on their shoulder”… you know, things you can actually see.
“In addition, these are experimental models of implants whose unique coating is absolutely safe and has successfully passed the necessary tests.”
Who could possibly resist?
Video source: @peterfrankopan
