Sizwe Sibiya
If you want to find love in time for this Valentine’s Day, look no further than Somizi Mhlongo, who has put himself up for hire on social media for his single fans.
But he doesn’t come cheap.
The actor, choreographer and Idols judge posted a price list on his Instagram for every service that he offers.
For the humble fee of R70,000, an adoring fan will get a chance to go to a one-on-one date for two hours with the entertainer.
For that price, the entertainer will pick up his lucky date in his R3 million Lamborghini Urus.
For your money you will also get to hold hands and have Somizi laugh at your every joke.
Perhaps best of all, he will tell you he loves you, which will be followed by a “kiss”.
But if you’re dating on a budget, for R25,000 you can get yourself a quick “drive-through date”.
If you only have R2,000 to spare, opt for the low budget “HI 5 (high-five)” option, which presumably includes a real-life high-five from Somizi.
Who knew being single could cost you this much on Valentine’s? I guess it’s Somizi.
Image source: Instagram
